Samsung assistant

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by eekalana June 2, 2021

poop shute assasin

a man who impregnates male or female ass holes without giving prior warning to the owner of the said ass hole

oops wrong hole ..... i.e. sorry pet I seem to have hit your poop shute...... that idiot was just a poop shute assasin

by shelly suck off October 25, 2009

Mandy the killer lesbian assassin

A character on the popular FOX show "24". Blew up an airplane in order to secure the photo ID card of a photographer. Is a member of the mile-high club. Likes to cavort around the Mojave Desert semi-nude. Failed an attempt to assassinate President David Palmer by poisoning him. CUrrently somewhere in LA (though she might come back for the season 4 finale of 24).

All you have to remember is, "Naked Mandy!"

by crazyrabbits June 11, 2006

ASSist

Opposite of cock block

1. -verb
To help one recieve sexual pleasure from another person

2. -noun
The result of helping one recieve sexual pleasure from another person

1. I ASSisted my nerdy brother by telling that chick he was starting quarterback for his high school team. That bitch was on him all night.

2. I got the ASSist when I told her that my nerdy brother was rich. She was all over him.

by Jay Danger February 18, 2008

Blind Assassin

When someone has been blinded by an admin in counter strike and gets a kill.

Bob Blind Assassin'd The admin after he was blinded.

by Criag July 11, 2005

Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed
A game created by Ubisoft the same people who did the prince of Persia games. This game came out for the 360 and PS3 and then later on for the PC. This game got mixed reviews from Game sites and game magazines and many people avoid this game. But the people who did buy this game a majority of them didn't like it or were very disappointed by this game. But a small group of fans who saw through some of the small problems and played and enjoyed the game for what it is. This one of most remarkable games ever

Nothing is true and everything is permitted-Al-Tair Ibn La-Ahad("Son of None")

Assassin's Creed one of the best games ever.

by ForgottenProdigy February 20, 2009

ass assassin

A ninja or martial arts trained citizen who usually preforms assasinations on the anus of other men or women for money.

he hired him for an ass assasination
his ass was cut by an ass assasin
jason wheeler is a fagtoast

by Richard October 4, 2003