Arizona Jab

That thing where a guy gets on all fours like a scorpion, then he chases the girl around trying to sting her with his dick.

“Man, you give your girl the Arizona Jab yet? My girl straight is poisoned from my pokey dick.”

by Beef Dunker August 28, 2021

Arizona Sober

When you haven’t smoked crack in at least eight months.

I’m happy to announce that as of today I am Arizona Sober.

Bill: Damn how long has it been since Ted came over to chill?
Joel: About eight months, he’s Arizona Sober now.

by Z3r0CooL December 05, 2024

Arizona Mudslide

When you have such a fibrous diet that you're able to poop directly into someone else's asshole. Typically used in a sexual manner, occasionally as a threat.

Ricky gave me the Arizona Mudslide last night, god I was so fucking turned on.

by Boobagahangas May 10, 2020

Arizona surprise

When your fucking your bitch and you stick a Arizona tea can up her ass

Dan gave me a Arizona surprise last night

by October 13, 2020

Arizona surprise

When fucking your bitch take a Arizona tea can and shove it in her ass

Dan gave me a Arizona surprise last night

by October 13, 2020

Arizona formal

Dress code consisting of a polo/golf shirt, khaki shorts, and athletic shoes. Standard accepted attire for well-treated office workers and/or outdoor event attendees during Arizona summertime.

“Why are you dressed like you’re going golfing? This is a cocktail party”
“Dress code said Arizona formal”
“That’s brilliant!”

by 92749(84026253) August 04, 2023

Arizona Log Mover

When a girl shits in your mouth and you proceed to perform oral sex on her.

Wes: “Remember when I gave Rachael an Arizona Log Mover”

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022