Amish candle

When a man dips his genitals back and forth between ice water and melted butter. Creating a candle like butter and genial candle that can be consumed or used as lubricant.

“Did you and John try to lobster buffet?”
“No, we sprung for the Amish Candle!”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

Amish powerknob

Is achieved by pulling the long side hairs of your victim thru the side belt loops of your unbuttoned 501's ,your Willie should be out ,now grasping aforementioned side locks you tug to and fro while daryll has your aforementioned Willie in his job resulting hopefully in a satisfactory blowie

Daryll gave me the best Amish powerknob ever

by Daddy gary March 28, 2023

Amish Shit

When you use the bathroom without your phone, usually by accident.

I didn’t realize I left my phone at my desk until I was in the stall so I had to take an Amish shit.

by PaulYall March 29, 2023

Amish Palmer

Drinking Arnold Palmers while getting a hand job in a horse drawn carriage

I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.

by YEE F*ckin HAW October 20, 2023

Amish snowball

When she sucks off the horse and spits the horse cum down your throat

Phil just couldn't believe she gave him an Amish Snowball with their horse

by Fatwanker October 23, 2023

Amish Airlines

Travel by train in America on slow clunky regular routes instead of flying.

Grandma is so afraid of heights and ain't in no hurry - she gonna take Amish Airlines to Portland.

by wfukradio November 19, 2023

Amish lobotomy

When a person fellates their partner in a horse and buggy, especially when “brain” is involved. See: brain

Ethel gave me an Amish lobotomy on our way to the Lancaster county wicker festival.

by SniffClam December 26, 2023