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Alyssa

When a woman locks her legs around a man during sex, causing him to impregnate her.
I wanted to trap him, so I Alyssa'd his ass.
by Rbndctnrysrnmbr12 November 25, 2016
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alyssa

Alyssa is a huge nerd. but she is a nice person to hang out with and a great personality. she is really funny and they are a very pretty brunette. also they will dress up as a playboy bunny!
That girl , Alyssa, doesn't know how to walk correctly.
by hay gurll October 28, 2020
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Alyssa

The most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen. She’s kinda chubby but she has the fastest ass and biggest boobs. She can be mean but is super nice when you get to know her. She does not have a good home life so she’s really sensitive. She’s scared of commitment because of her exes.
Bro 1- “Have you seen the new girl, she’s so prefect, but kinda mean”
Bro 2- “ You mean Alyssa, she’s actually really nice bro
by Lyssagbois June 22, 2020
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Alyssa

She tends to be a vicious person but a happy smile comes around when she realises what she has done. She always has a small friend group and all of them would be her best friends and she feels free around. Unfortunately, she is a bit oblivious to when her closest friend is not living a good life and justs act like she's the hardest when she doesn't actually know shit about her friends cause she doesn't pay attention
Friend: Alyssa can be a bit oblivious to what her friends are feeling
by bigdaddyhoseok March 6, 2020
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the girl that makes everything around you disappear. Girls want to be her and guys want to be with her. She glows like a goddess and is nothing shy of perfect.
Yo did you Alyssa?
by Cmasterflex September 30, 2018
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ALYSSA

such a bitch
OM MY GOD SHE IS SUCH A ALYSSA MAYYYYYYNH !
by hej med jer July 5, 2017
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Alyssa

Me
Guy one " who dat?"
Alyssa "are you talking about me?"
Guy two "nah he not."
by Alyssa😜69 November 29, 2018
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