alcoholla 

It is when you call up your buddy and give him a holla to drink alcohol.

Hey, let's drink tonight. I'll give you and alcoholla.

alcoholla by Duze February 3, 2008

Apologetic Alcoholic 

Someone who apologizes a lot after drinking a lot

When he drinks he is such an apologetic alcoholic.

Apologetic Alcoholic by Mmmmmmmoooooooo December 8, 2019

alcohog 

A person who drinks more than their fair share of alcohol.

I bought a pitcher of ale the other night and drank one pint. dave drank the rest of the pitcher all by him self. What an alcohog!

alcohog by Beau M. December 22, 2005

alcoholics eponymous 

A group for people who have the same name as an alcoholic beverage.

Jack: Hi, my name's Jack - Jack Daniels and I've had this name all my life.

All: Hi Jack. Welcome to alcoholics eponymous.

alcoholics eponymous by Lepus July 2, 2008

stand-in alcoholic 

When you can't attend/participate in (work) "functions" such as Happy Hour, client parties, the office holiday party, etc.

Melissa - "I'm too hung over to go to this wine tasting event tonight but the client expects someone from our office to be there."
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."

Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"

stand-in alcoholic by AMarie0908 December 4, 2010

Alcoholiday 

A holiday on which copious amounts of alcoholic beverages are consumed.

St. Patrick's Day is the most important alcoholiday of the year.

Alcoholiday by SaintZi April 2, 2011

High functioning alcoholic 

An excuse term alcoholics use to justify their continued self-destruction.

Joe: "Wow, James is drinking and it's only 7 AM."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."

High functioning alcoholic by Super Thicc November 22, 2020