Zebular Albert South 

Hang out outside of Japanese themed bars in the north east.
Often asks for weed
In desperate need of a banjo player

Hey I met Zebular Albert South the other day. He asked if I had any weed.

Zebular Albert South by JazzyJ89 May 4, 2019

Flamingo / Albert 

A YouTuber who has 7 million+ subscribers on youtube , and has made a lot of well known memes.

Hey dude, did you see Flamingo / Albert 's

new vid today

Flamingo / Albert by StillChill September 8, 2020

wet albert 

insertion of the arm into the anus, spreading the fingers.

also see moist albert, wet adam and wet conjugate

She gave him a wet albert last night

wet albert by asdfghjkl January 27, 2005

fat albert

a reagent added to a reaction in order to create the thermodynamically favored enol.

Fat Albert.

fat albert by Dr. Suess of Organic Chemistry May 23, 2011

gay albert 

if u have a friend and his name is Albert he is gay he has a dad named Dan and he beats Albert with a shovel cause Albert didn't feed the chickens or he didn't come for supper. he also sucks at mine craft. Albert is a big gay... He also buys you necklaces and air pods if he falls deeply in love with you. but u aint no gold digger and you say no CAUSE HES GAY!

gay Albert is a gay fatass

gay albert by conwarjoonsoon February 10, 2020

Dirty Fat Albert 

A black man with a overwhelmingly large cock "he will also beat you ass with his fat albert"

"I will also beat you ass with my Dirty Fat Albert"

Dirty Fat Albert by gaurd565 February 15, 2015

fatter than albert 

the most awesome ska band ever. managed by the sexiest man alive, greg.

"erin's run away imagination" is fatter than albert's best cd.

fatter than albert by Leesie September 14, 2007