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alyssa head

a nasty blow job given by a girl who gargles your jizz
I was giving this guy Alyssa Head last night and I started CHOKING!!
by connor dunce January 17, 2008
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abyss

the low point of something, when things can't get any worse

also use "abysmal" as an adjective in the same context
"Today was the abyss. I lost my job, my car broke down, and I fell down and got a broken nose."

or

"Today was abysmal. I lost my job, my car broke down, and I fell down and got a broken nose."
by Brian in Albany January 15, 2006
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Alyssa

She's shot and delicious
by Sexy Mexican June 23, 2016
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alyssa figueroa

Alyssa Figueroa is the strongest most beautifully girl you will meet, and once you meet her you should never let her go and treat her with your love. She is a down ass g and the best friend ever. Every time you see her she brightens your day with her gorgeous smile.She is so perfect this definition of her will never end with all the flaws of her. If you are reading this Alyssa Figueroa always remember you are perfect the way you are and I will never forget you

~ Saul Figueroa I will always love you
Alyssa Figueroa I will always love you

Love Saul Figueroa
by Sf3_saulino October 31, 2017
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Alyssa

This person is one of the craziest dumb bitches you may ever meet. They tend to have creepy crawlys in there couche. Some of them are in denial and shit relationship material.
Person 1 :Alyssa What's that crawl in you couche
Alyssa : THER.. THERE.. THERE'S NOTHING IN MY COUCHE (while bug crawls out)
by SmartMan_2769 July 17, 2019
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Abyss

1) A bottomless dark hole into hell

2) A character on he ps2, gc, xbox game Soul Calibur 3
1) fuck i lost in YUGIOH and im goin down the big ass abyss

2) fuck my random ass character got pwn'd by Abyss
by thundrstryke September 14, 2006
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Alyssa Jae

Alyssa Jae is beautiful. She smiles but her eyes tell a different story. She has been through alot in her life, but somehow always finds a reason to look past that and move on to a better life. Alyssa Jae never likes to be alone. She likes to be surrounded by friends, true friends, and dislikes everybody who is mean. She is kind, and thinks everybody should be treated equally. She will stand up to anybody, big or small, who is bullying. Alyssa Jae loves cats.
Yeah. that's Alyssa Jae for ya.
by somanychanges1 July 27, 2011
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