Assaulteryu , assauLteryu, assaulteryU

Assaulteryu , assauLteryu, assaulteryU

Assaulteryu , assauLteryu, assaulteryU

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

textually-assaulted

When a person is being bombarded with an excess of unwanted, unwarranted, and generally annoying text messages.

Dude, you sent me like 40 messages in a row; you textually-assaulted my phone. Stop.

by fatsouliman December 15, 2014

Pneumatically Assaulted

To farted on or crop dusted.

Grandma turned around and pneumatically assaulted me.

by Patty the Builder December 25, 2025

Pneumatically Assaulted

To farted on or crop dusted.

Grandma turned around and pneumatically assaulted me.

by Patty the Builder December 25, 2025

national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

kika saying ben sexually assaulted her when he didn’t aka national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

by kkdumdum April 6, 2021

Asskulted

Assaulting one’s head to the point where the skull is showing.

My roommate got mad at me and asskulted me!

by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019

assalt

What your taste-buds are subjected to when you unwittingly chomp on a strip of lox when you'd assumed it was merely "regular" filleted salmon.

My crafty brother-in-law loves to prankingly slip "extreme" or "spiked" foods on me (i.e., heavily-spiced, excessive onions or vinegar, alum or teriyaki added, etc.) during our backyard barbecues; I therefore always try to remember to warily test any "unattended" plates of food with my tongue before naively taking a bite, so as not to get assalted.

by QuacksO February 11, 2020