alternative

How emo people describe themselves without actually saying "emo"

Person: Wow the music you listen to is kind of emo lol

Emo Person: No it's not!! It's ALTERNATIVE!

by mettycandy December 11, 2017

Alternative Physics

Literal brain rot

I was in a mood to lower my IQ, so I listened to an alternative physics podcast.

by Bane3 July 14, 2024

Lincoln Street Alternative

a school full of absolute bottom of the barrel kids who couldn’t succeed at seaholm so they got thrown into a basement. half of them are either rapists, pedophiles or coke whores and sell their bodies for drugs.

guy1 :Bro doesn’t ella go to lincoln street alternative

guy2: yeah but her ass is fat

guy1: ur guaranteed to get syphillis but ok

by ilovegothbitchez42069 October 14, 2021

Alternative NNN Calendar

Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December

I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.

Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Yeah of course bro.

by Delays April 15, 2024

Alternative

New type of lifestyle

Fortunes very alternative

by Hewishrjaihreb November 8, 2023

alternative

it is a type of kidney stone when you piss, your balls hurt and you feel like you have to throw up.

guy: I have a bad alternative. I throw up when I pee.
girl: eww! get away from me!
guy: :(

by anonymous May 4, 2024

alternative fap

Alternative fap is Trump Porn Material since it is based on alternative facts. Very popular niche in the US since the election of the President.
www.alternativefap.com

-President Trump, what do you do with your small hands?
-I'm all about alternative fap , just visit www.alternativefapc.com , you will see I have the best taste in the world, believe me

by thisissethc September 30, 2017