alaskan blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a dump and your partner has ice in their mouth.

Brian: I was so lucky last night, I got an Alaskan Blumpkin!

by Msoeadmin October 7, 2016

alaskan bushpipe

the act of taking you're large erected dick with pubes attached to it into a bitches mouth and yell out "oimatewtf" before ejaculating in her pussy

"hey what's up?"
"just gave a random slut an {alaskan bushpipe}nothing Unusual"
"hair and everything?
"hair and everything."

by Mymomfuckedme September 19, 2016

alaskan fireman

while engaging in vaginal intercourse before ejaculation the male pulls out a lighter and sets the womans pubis a flame and puts it out with his cum!!!!!!!!

lastnight was so fun cause kodys mom lets me do the alaskan fireman on her!
gross i cant believe you let kody do the alaskan fireman on you, you sick whore

by hillybillydonkey March 13, 2020

Alaskan Seven

When deprived of female interaction, 3 or 4s become 7s.

Shit, that chick was pretty good looking!
No bro, that's an Alaskan seven. you need to get out more.

by jajathehut November 11, 2011

Alaskan 40oz

When someone drinking a cold 40oz and starts a racist rant about jews and black people.

I was drinking 40's with Tom last night and when we were talking about social justice he started going off on an Alaskan 40oz. I didn't know he was such a bigot.

by Frosty Degen December 30, 2022

Alaskan Tundra

When someone takes a shit on someone else chest then allows the shit to chill and solidify. The person who took said shit then raw dogs said shit on persons chest.

“Lance a lot do you want to come over later and give me an Alaskan tundra?

by Kiki 1446 November 8, 2020

Alaskan logging

The act of multiple people engaging in a competition of doing anal with multiple people, scraping the shit off your dick and measuring who scraped the most off in the span of a week.

The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully

Me and Cody just got into a Alaskan logging contest and he just got a new lava lamp!

by Alaskan boi December 26, 2020