Alaskan 40oz

When someone drinking a cold 40oz and starts a racist rant about jews and black people.

I was drinking 40's with Tom last night and when we were talking about social justice he started going off on an Alaskan 40oz. I didn't know he was such a bigot.

by Frosty Degen December 30, 2022

Alaskan Tubeline

Derivative of popular sexual intercourse strategy for the best alpha chad males in the milky way galaxy "Alaskan Pipeline" the perfected version of this has been thought throughly and perfected for male gay nigger jew sex enjoyers. Alaskan pipeline is the action of secreding your diarrhea into a XL condom, freezing it for 24 hours and inserting it into ones urethra so that the partner (usually gay nigger) squeezes it romantically and slowly.
Made in Madison IN by Shawe Memorial Student, former future entrepreneur.

I had a nice alaskan tubeline with my dad

by OH BOY(; February 14, 2022

Alaskan logging

The act of multiple people engaging in a competition of doing anal with multiple people, scraping the shit off your dick and measuring who scraped the most off in the span of a week.

The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully

Me and Cody just got into a Alaskan logging contest and he just got a new lava lamp!

by Alaskan boi December 26, 2020

Alaskan Bushburner

When a man and a man both ejaculate on each other pubes at the same time but the ejaculate is so hot that it sets fire to the pubes causing kinky pain to both the honosexual lovers

Jake: I gave Josh an Alaskan Bushburner yesterday

Josh: It was a great Alaskan Bushburner

by Bushburner6969 April 26, 2017

The Alaskan Flip

When you have a boner so you are unable pee comfortably, so you do a handstand in front of the toilet in order to pee more efficiently.

"Dude I am so hard right now but I really have to pee."
"Same bro, lets do the Alaskan Flip."
"Smart."

by Bullworm February 1, 2021

Alaskan Menstruation

When someone WITH A VAGINA puts a taper in a penises meatus (or urethra) until it bleeds, then plugs the hole with snow.

Kelly was so fed up with her boyfriends shenanigans that she had to give him the classic Alaskan Menstruation.

by alaskalover123 January 5, 2021

alaskan klondike

putting frozen ice cream in a condom and letting it freeze to shape the condom and put it in the lucky man/woman.

I'm going to pull an Alaskan Klondike on my girlfriend tonight

by Alaskan klondike July 9, 2018