Log Twoddling

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty

screw this, lets go log twoddling

by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010

Frosty Log

When u freeze a turd and then ejaculate on it.

Pull that turd out of the freezer so I can bust a nut on it and make a frosty log

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

murder log

Alligator

"Watch out for that murder log, lady!"

by _wiener June 2, 2020

breakfast log

An early morning solid poo. Long and in one piece.

I have just finished having a breakfast log

by Solo Echo February 14, 2018

Honky Log

A big Caucasian penis.

Mark: Whoa! Check out Christian! He's trying to fuck that girl, but she's a size queen.

Mike: Not to worry. He's packin' a honky log.

by borndead1 July 11, 2011

flogging the log

Masturbation.

That girl I saw was so hot I that as soon as I got home I was "flogging the log".

by Baldrick1979 July 31, 2012

gay log

The act of taking a poop that is wide enough and firm enough to stimulate an erection as it comes out.

Person 1- "Dude, I dropped a gay log in your toilet."

Person 2- "WTF"

by concorde77 May 19, 2017