Log Twoddling

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty

screw this, lets go log twoddling

by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010

laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

by mudder fawkker March 30, 2017

murder log

Alligator

"Watch out for that murder log, lady!"

by _wiener June 2, 2020

log and a wink

The act of taking a shit when a log hits the cold water and immediately splashes back up at your asshole creating a "wink". Probably one of the worst things ever...

Abacus: hey BJ ill be right back ima go take a shit
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable

by OBIE9 January 26, 2012

breakfast log

An early morning solid poo. Long and in one piece.

I have just finished having a breakfast log

by Solo Echo February 14, 2018

gay log

The act of taking a poop that is wide enough and firm enough to stimulate an erection as it comes out.

Person 1- "Dude, I dropped a gay log in your toilet."

Person 2- "WTF"

by concorde77 May 19, 2017

flogging the log

Masturbation.

That girl I saw was so hot I that as soon as I got home I was "flogging the log".

by Baldrick1979 July 31, 2012