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Log Twoddling

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty
by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010
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Frosty Log

When u freeze a turd and then ejaculate on it.
Pull that turd out of the freezer so I can bust a nut on it and make a frosty log
by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020
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murder log

"Watch out for that murder log, lady!"
by _wiener June 2, 2020
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breakfast log

An early morning solid poo. Long and in one piece.
I have just finished having a breakfast log
by Solo Echo February 14, 2018
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Honky Log

Mark: Whoa! Check out Christian! He's trying to fuck that girl, but she's a size queen.

Mike: Not to worry. He's packin' a honky log.
by borndead1 July 11, 2011
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flogging the log

That girl I saw was so hot I that as soon as I got home I was "flogging the log".
by Baldrick1979 July 31, 2012
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gay log

The act of taking a poop that is wide enough and firm enough to stimulate an erection as it comes out.
Person 1- "Dude, I dropped a gay log in your toilet."

Person 2- "WTF"
by concorde77 May 19, 2017
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