woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

woody walk

walking with your penis instead of your legs

man i was so bricked i had to woody walk home

by woody the walking stick August 12, 2024

Woody and buzz

When you are high and have a massive boner at the same time

Aww dude I had a massive woody and buzz last night

by Dr Duece July 6, 2021

Woody

A tall lanky string of misery. He’s very arrogant but is actually really nice. He’s very strange. He likes to think he’s very good looking. Girls with good taste think he is. He gets in trouble constantly. His best friend is normally Mark. He represents vape nation. Pisses in cans. Very good unibrow game. Classic.

‘That guy is so cool he’s like Woody’

by B.uswanker January 11, 2018