puppy talk

Playful small talk conducted in an energetic, dramatic, and engaging manner. A style of speaking frequently used by morning show hosts and internet video personalities.
"Have you seen the Fifth Element? Ruby Rhod is the master of puppy talk. He's so fast, but it's so entertaining!"
"Becky, stop puppy talking to the kids, it's not working and they think you're weird."
"Yeah, lohanthony's youtube channel is mostly puppy talk, but it's kinda fun to watch."
by smellthat May 29, 2014
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Shrub Puppy

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1 part vodka and two parts ginger ale.

Sometimes called a “Fuzz Bud”.
I’ll order a shrub puppy please.
by FatRob0t May 18, 2019
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Puppy Paralysis

When one is afraid to disturb a sleeping dog laying on their lap.
"Hey man, I know I was supposed to be the best man at your wedding, but I was suffering from a bad case of Puppy Paralysis."
by Shaggy702 December 16, 2018
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Divorce Puppy

A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore
“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”

“You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”
by Kayla1767 October 09, 2020
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Water Puppies

A person who has a severe love interest to DerpXndy and Snowy
Person: I am going to have a talk with Water Puppies about his serious relationship with Derp.
by sexylabrador April 07, 2023
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duck puppy

A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania.

See Platypus
Person 1: "That duck puppy is just sitting there."
Person 2: "Yeah, they don't do much."
by DuckPuppyLover69 November 26, 2016
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Puppy crush

A sweet, whole-hearted crush on an real-life person or character
Andy has such a puppy crush on Vanessa
by Spider Eyed Lullaby March 17, 2022
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