1. A flying object which flies around ones room making it messy.
2. A scrumptious carbohydrate which can be eaten with anything at anytime and still be the best fruit out there
3. A cute nickname for you to call your crush
4.An object in which the entire universe couldn't survive with out.
5. A source of electricty to make clocks work
2. A scrumptious carbohydrate which can be eaten with anything at anytime and still be the best fruit out there
3. A cute nickname for you to call your crush
4.An object in which the entire universe couldn't survive with out.
5. A source of electricty to make clocks work
1. Damn everytime I leave my window open my next door neighbours' potato comes flying in making such a mess.
2.Nah mate it's potatoes or the deal is off.
3. Hey Potato, How was your day? Xx
4.Universe: Potato I love you, I'd die with out ya
5. Damn you brother Bert, my clock my potatoe not yours..understand??
2.Nah mate it's potatoes or the deal is off.
3. Hey Potato, How was your day? Xx
4.Universe: Potato I love you, I'd die with out ya
5. Damn you brother Bert, my clock my potatoe not yours..understand??
by just696969rsNJKjeuerhrheie{} February 13, 2015

A stupid person, a person who is slow in the head. Used to talk about someone when they make a mistake or failure.
by Jay island September 20, 2017

One who grew up under a rock or in a dark place; lacking social exposure; one who lacks a social life; one who is not very socially adept and feels uncomfortable or unfamiliar with many situations, experiences, and circumstances; being a jayme
Person 1:Babe you need to spend more time with me, stop being such a potato.
Person 2: I am not a potato
Person 1: you are a potato,accept it and become one with the potato.
Person 2:I am not a potato, explain how iam a potato
Person 1: you grew up under a rock, you seem healthy but are what french fries are made of that it tastes good but is not good
Person 2: .....
Person 1: I'm changing your name to spud
Person 2: STAHP, I'M NOT A POTATO
Person 2: I am not a potato
Person 1: you are a potato,accept it and become one with the potato.
Person 2:I am not a potato, explain how iam a potato
Person 1: you grew up under a rock, you seem healthy but are what french fries are made of that it tastes good but is not good
Person 2: .....
Person 1: I'm changing your name to spud
Person 2: STAHP, I'M NOT A POTATO
by bethepotato March 8, 2015

ME...Just...Me...
Person 1: "describe yourself in 2words."
Person2: "A POTATO"
Person1: "Bruh "A" don't count."
Person2: " you said two words Word one- A Word two-POTATO"
Person1:"bro whatever I don't care no more😒"
Person2: "A POTATO"
Person1: "Bruh "A" don't count."
Person2: " you said two words Word one- A Word two-POTATO"
Person1:"bro whatever I don't care no more😒"
by Xx420Cali69xX May 28, 2018

Being of two different races; mix. A potato's skin is a different color from the color in the inside of it.
Danisha: "She is either light skinned or a potato."
Danish: "Destiny, is you a potato or nah?"
Destiny: "Yes, my mom is black, and my dad is white.
Danish: "Destiny, is you a potato or nah?"
Destiny: "Yes, my mom is black, and my dad is white.
by 2glam2giveadamn November 27, 2013

An annoying young girl who tries to hard to be different, popular, and pretty. She is always trying to get people to talk to her whether this is through myspace, aim, or text message. She is, the pure essence of what gets on your nerves.
Susan: Hey, you want to go hang out with Haley!?
Tiffany: No, shes a potato, all she does is edit photos on her computer.
Tiffany: No, shes a potato, all she does is edit photos on her computer.
by blehda June 30, 2008
