Jordan

An annoying fucking cunt.

Don't be a Jordan

by Jordan H8er May 22, 2019

Jordan

A big jerk. Someone who thinks is so special and they can't get enough of themselves. They think that everyone should think that they're perfect and that the world should revolve around them .

Oh my god that dude is such a Jordan

by Dorkyduck May 7, 2015

jordan

when someone is lying about unbelievable feats and accomplishments.

Darryl: As a High school senior 1986 I lead Westchester County in three pointers.

Elliot: There were no three pointers in High school in 1986.

Another friend yells out (Jordan) indicating Darryl is lying

by teamnegativetweet January 26, 2012

Jordan

Very ugly person

Look at him! Such a big Jordan!

by Sasha12345 January 15, 2018

jordan

A common name for geeks and or computer nerds, especially in Australia.

Jordan stayed at home and played WoW all last night!

by C-Doggy October 5, 2006

Jordan

A guy who toys with girls and is determind to ruin their lives by simply letting them fall in love with them but in the end letting them down.
Jordan 'the one which is decending' is right in that it's like the devil the angel that fell from heaven.
Bastard

Jordan: I want to go out with you
Girl: I know but I don't want to ruin out friendship
Jordan: We'll still be friends
Girl: But we won't
Jordan: I'm sorry I suck at this relationship stuff

Broken Heart

by socially awkward October 23, 2011

Jordan

the most amazing girl any guy could ask for. shes a midget and has the most amazing eyes ever. anyone she goes out with is one lucky guy. perfect in everyway , even though she'll deny it . every one she meets automatically loves her and if they don't there probably a fucking retard. oops what your language she dosen't like potty mouths

Did you see that girl last night ? ya damn what a jordan

by Cole Esno October 27, 2011