John

A fucking Jack ass that wants to fuck every women and man on the earth and exploits every person he dates

You know John is a fucking bitch

by DragonbornM March 5, 2020

john

a boy that is pretty stupid and has a smoll penis :)

wow you are a john of a man

by you are a john July 27, 2020

John

An ugly douchebag who will never get a girlfriend because he's annoying.

Abigail: Oh look, it's John..!
Ella: I know, he's so ugly. THATS EVEN WHAT HIS NAME MEANS..!

Abigail: makes sense!!

by flowergirl12 May 2, 2017

John

A very cute sexy nice smart guy who cares a lot for the ones he love and when you look in he's eyes you feel like you can tell him every thing on your mined💚💚 and he is the one that I love so back the fuck off girls he's mine

John

by Pokemon is where love is💚 March 10, 2017

John

A complete absolute DICK HEAD who messes with your head and makes u fall in love with them and then you can't let go even though it feels like a thousand shards of glass sticking of your heart

John: I love you
Me: I love you too
John: jk bye
Olivia: *cries*

by Ooo la la! June 26, 2016

John

A very smart, nice and attractive person that all people have a crush on. He is basically a GOD. :)

Girl 1: I was worshiping John last night, and i got to meet him.

Girl 2: Omg i am sooooo jelly.

by n0tURb!z2 September 14, 2016

john

john 💖💖💗💗💗💗💖💟💕💝😻❣🥰😍♥♥💘💘💘💘💗💗💖

john

by Napolenmm June 21, 2021