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free clam

A woman "going commando", or the female's version of "freeballing."
Oops, she did it again - apparently Britney decided to free clam that day and gave the photogs another free show.
by Kinaya March 29, 2009
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free shitting

Free shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.

Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.

But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground.

Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
by esssssjaaayy March 9, 2018
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Free The Men

A Slang "dmv trappers" use to empathize the freeing of there fellow thugs
by Dmvthug February 1, 2023
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free profession

It is a profession where one can easily work for oneself eg a barber, doctor or accountant as opposed to say a policeman or engineer where it is very hard to work for yourself.
When the economy went bad, I was happy that I was in a free profession so I could get work by working for myself.
by BernardZ May 4, 2020
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free blowjob

"Can I get Friday off"? Can i get a free blowjob"?
by F0ckRite May 31, 2018
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Chain Free

"What you tryna get into tonight dawg?"

"Shiiit, its what ever my nig.. Im chain free"
by d1rdyd May 10, 2012
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Fap free

John has blue balls. He's been fap free for a week.
by Wlou73 July 6, 2015
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