Me: are you vaccinated
Karen: no, I would never. They put aborted fetus cells in the vaccine. The virus is caused by 5G anyways
Me: ok karen
Karen: no, I would never. They put aborted fetus cells in the vaccine. The virus is caused by 5G anyways
Me: ok karen
by mrguy122345 April 11, 2021
Get the Aborted fetus cellsmug. This type of Hoe relies on instant messaging or calling those for a booty call. Usually one of many homeboys numbers and many pictures of their male private areas stored inside their phone.
The Cell Phone Hoe also take snap shots of herself in the nude, some up close in specific areas she knows will get what she wants.
If the cell phone hoe is discovered, she will no doubt defend herself, go on offensive thus lie about her behavior, or hide cell phone which is most likely hiding it from her partner (victim).
It is said that hoes love attention and has been proven a strong fact since the only way a hoe can be a hoe is to receive what they desire. The Cell Phone Hoe is a innovated specie who has extended the need through technology itself. Becoming another of electronic evolution of the Hoe Genre.
The Cell Phone Hoe also take snap shots of herself in the nude, some up close in specific areas she knows will get what she wants.
If the cell phone hoe is discovered, she will no doubt defend herself, go on offensive thus lie about her behavior, or hide cell phone which is most likely hiding it from her partner (victim).
It is said that hoes love attention and has been proven a strong fact since the only way a hoe can be a hoe is to receive what they desire. The Cell Phone Hoe is a innovated specie who has extended the need through technology itself. Becoming another of electronic evolution of the Hoe Genre.
Nate: Tia! The fuck is this in your damn cell phone!?
Tia: Why you going through my shit for!? That is private property!
Nate: No sense in being private if we are together! So much for trust you damn cell phone hoe. I got ya ass though, you been showin' the damn goods to these random fuckers too!
Tia: Why you going through my shit for!? That is private property!
Nate: No sense in being private if we are together! So much for trust you damn cell phone hoe. I got ya ass though, you been showin' the damn goods to these random fuckers too!
by Black Riz September 26, 2008
Get the Cell Phone Hoemug. by LEM - Chino January 24, 2005
Get the splinter cell stylesmug. A hand job. In Germany a cell phone is referred to as a "Handy." Therefore, if you get a German cell phone, you are getting a hand job, or handy.
Hey Chris what was going on last night?
Guys, she gave me a German cell phone and then put it in my shirt.
Guys, she gave me a German cell phone and then put it in my shirt.
by Mr. Wolfsburg November 13, 2011
Get the German cell phonemug. A common exercise among high school and college students whose classroom is in a building with bad digital reception. While attempting to send a text message, a student may need to discreetly reach skyward and pretend that they need to stretch their arms in order to get that one necessary bar of reception. A cell phone stretch can last anywhere between 2 and 25 seconds and may be repeated as many times as necessary.
This technique should be used a limited amount of times, as there are several negative consequences:
1. The teacher or professor mistakes your stretching motion as you raising your hand and calls on you to answer a question. Which, of course, you can't answer because the question was posed while you were texting.
2. The teacher or professor becomes suspicious of you constantly stretching.
3. You accidentally wack the football player sitting behind you because you lean too far back (Trust me it's been done before and he does not react nicely).
This technique should be used a limited amount of times, as there are several negative consequences:
1. The teacher or professor mistakes your stretching motion as you raising your hand and calls on you to answer a question. Which, of course, you can't answer because the question was posed while you were texting.
2. The teacher or professor becomes suspicious of you constantly stretching.
3. You accidentally wack the football player sitting behind you because you lean too far back (Trust me it's been done before and he does not react nicely).
Guy 1: Dude is your shoulder ok? You hurt it lifting?
Guy 2: Relax man, I'm just doing the cell phone stretch.
Guy 2: Relax man, I'm just doing the cell phone stretch.
by classroomtexter October 8, 2009
Get the Cell Phone Stretchmug. "Took me double the time to get to work ." "Traffic was slow" " I had cell phone bingo at least three times!"
by Oxithemoron (the orginal) December 30, 2009
Get the Cell Phone Bingomug. A guy who is incapable of having a relationship with a girl outside of texting. Cell phone romeos are smooth talkers who often have several women they are texting with at one time and are trying to woo but when it comes to having a face to face encounter they simply do not measure up to the romanticised personna they have created for themselves while hiding behind their cell phones. They are content to chat about relationships, kissing, and sex but do not have any plans to act on their over exaggerated skills and in these areas. May be a compensatory mechanism. Not to be confused with a player who has sex with anything that walks. Romeos prefer to mind fuck their unsuspecting Juliets.
That guy turned out to be a cell phone romeo. He bragged about how many orgasms he could give me but would never meet up.
by budlt21 August 30, 2015
Get the cell phone romeomug.