Eating Watermelon

Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.

Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.

A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.

So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
by SxHustles December 06, 2021
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eating watermelon

Chinese netspeak.

Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.

Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.
I don't know what the couple is fighting about next door. I'm just eating my watermelon.

A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)

B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!
by fw103 August 28, 2021
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Ghetto watermelons

A dark or light shade female with large breast.
Ayo bro check out that girl standimg in front with them big ghetto watermelons.
by Who am I? I'm a mystery. October 28, 2020
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watermelon chapstick

"Watermelon Chapstick" is often used as a reference to cocaine/crack.
Person 1: "Aye, yo! You go that watermelon chapstick I asked you for?"
Person 2: "Yeah man... Don't make a scene."
by Motherfluffer August 14, 2017
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watermelon chapstick

Person: "Aye, yo! Got that watermelon chapstick I asked for?"
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Watermelon Brigades

Watermelon brigades is a reference to activists that support the Palestinian struggle. The watermelon colors - the green, red, white, and black of fruit, rind, and seeds—match those of the Palestinian flag and tell the story of the plight and pride of the Palestinian people.
Hundreds marched in support of the Palestinian struggle. Those self-described as "the watermelon brigades" marched to proclaim their support for a Palestinian state.
by elprofesor February 10, 2018
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Watermelon Sugar

A Watermelon Sugar is a piece of content that is stuck on trending for atleast 12 hours.
back then: oh boy i cant wait to go into urban dictionary! lets go on the trending page! *sees something new* oh! motorcycle river is on trending!
now: watermelon sugar is 1st? just a normal day
by Stupid Af July 19, 2021
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