Preston

You love him so much. His eyes, his hair, everything about him is perfect... Besides his hatrid of you... He only hates you because you like him... Most people say his annoying, and his jokes are bad, but you think he’s just plain old cute. You wish he’d feel the same way but you know he never will...

Girl 1: What’s wrong?
Girl 2: Preston just talked behind my back again...
Girl 1: GIRL GET OVER HIM!!!
Girl 2: It’s too hard to, he’s too cute to not like...

by MendesArmy4Ever February 10, 2019

Flag

Get the Preston mug.

preston breedlove

No

Preston breedlove Stoppp nutting in the wall dumbasss

by the chicken man March 24, 2021

Flag

Get the preston breedlove mug.

National Preston Simons Day

Everyday is national preston simons day.

I love National Preston simons day.

by Ramone324 July 25, 2019

Flag

Get the National Preston Simons Day mug.

Preston

Preston is the guy of ur dreams. he is unbelievably attractive and the hardest guy to get over. once you fall for him you’re screwed. he has the softest and dreamiest dark brown hair. when u make eye contact with a preston you melt. his smile with the dimples and the freckles on his neck will have u head over heels in love. he’s a little bit of a hick, but has a big dick. everything about him is amazing

girl #1- omg look it’s preston
girl #2 -omg brit ur still not over him

girl #1- he’s just so perfect

by annoynomous2221 July 16, 2019

Flag

Get the Preston mug.

Preston

Preston is a guy who just knows.

Preston: Did you know that there are types of Orcas that attack boats and purposely pull of the rudders?
Jasmine: Really? How do you know this?
Preston: haha, It's just something I know

by Jaztastical November 3, 2023

Flag