The piccolo player is a motherfucker

used to describe when a person is not fully in a conversation or walks in on a conversationa dn only catches the end of them conversation or the last sentence.

Don walks in the room.

"And she ws like 'hell yeah I ride those too.'" Jake states

"What?!" Don asks.

"The piccolo player is a motherfucker." Jeremy says.

by DragonOutlawKing May 3, 2009

pick a bale of cotton

Originally an innocent folk song, pick a bale of cotton is a racist folk song about black people, most likely slaves, picking cotton.

Gonna jomp down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. Jump down turn around, pick a bale a day!

by TheReindeerInsideYourHead December 2, 2013

Picking a Melvin

When the heat is so intense that u find your balls stuck to the inside of your thigh thus having to pry them from your leg

1. I was walking down the street with both hands occupied so I had to do the cowboy kick to pick my melvin

2. I wasn't embarrassed at all to reach down in public and start picking a melvin

by ysoEZ4jsweezy January 22, 2008

Pick a winner

It's often used when you're being spotted on picking boogers from your nose.

NB- (picking in his nose)
RB- did you pick a winner?
NB- very funny...

by AndrzejUK August 26, 2008

pick a pig

the night at the local pub when ladies drinks are cheap... aka ladies night, penny pinchin pussy night, the hogline( the line of women outside waiting to get in for cheap liquor.

yo man .. its pick a pig night at shakers, lets go ..

hey dude, lets fly on down to the pick pig and get busy

by matt March 7, 2004

pick me a winner

The act of either a) scratching your backside or b) re-adjusting your ball sack.

I've been loin clothing all afternoon, I need to pick me a winner - the machine for tonights draw is Lancelot, set of balls number 3

by Andross1978 April 24, 2009

Pick a fold

When a girl is so fat you could fuck any part of her

Title of jpg showing fat girl: Pick a fold
Commenter 1: first
Commenter 2: gross!

by chops99 January 7, 2011