by Jared Grech June 30, 2022
Get the Jared Grechmug. Jared ''Fast dick Frozone'' Kyei, is a sexy ass beast of a man and also an annoying mf. He likes to suck his mom's dick and somtimes his but with no luck. He also likes touching girl's boobies by ''accident''. He's the sort of person that sits in the front and watches your stupidity evolve with utter disbeleif. He fucked The Principal once in the ass before licking the shit off his dick with help of his trusty gimp. Thwy both procede to get married on a kinky sex swing meant for furries OOPS! i guess...
Jared Kyei is god himself and also the simpiest and gimpiest of all. He is the ultime anti-pussy machine
by THE MATER MICHeLANgeLO May 24, 2020
Get the Jared Kyeimug. a retarded boy who cannot control his homosexual impulses. At times breaks out into song and dance to "bop to the top" and "everyday" from high school musical. He THINKS he's bringing sexy back, but he's running it out of fashion.
by PrincesaKaytee February 20, 2009
Get the jared grimesmug. by Hoagous September 24, 2007
Get the Jared Lorenzenmug. by LindseyLikesCaaake July 24, 2011
Get the Jared and Lindseymug. a paper airplane marked "jared bomber" that appeared in Mr. Arizpe's 8th period spanish period from 2006-2007. Everyone made these and threw them while the teacher was out of the room. When he comes back he reads a plane and calls jared to the front of the class thinking it was him who marked his name on all the planes. Jared walks up, ALL red, and in a crying high pitched voice says " They all make fun of me!! =" and pointed 5 kids out, all later screamed at by the psycho mr arizpe.
by jbomber22 October 5, 2008
Get the Jared Bombermug. by EverybodyPanic December 27, 2021
Get the jared schmeckmug.