canadian baptism

The act of one man ejaculating on another's face, and both mem subsequently apologizing profusely to the other, all occuring in the bathroom of a Tim Horton's.

"My bad man, I was busy all day saturday and missed the canadian baptism, see you at the next one"

by MethLabForCutie October 8, 2017

Canadian coffee

Black coffee sweetened with maple syrup.

Hey Jim, how do you take your coffee?

Jim: Do you have any maple syrup? I feel like a Canadian coffee today.

by AllIwantForChristmasIsAhippo December 25, 2009

Canadian Finger

A razor-sharp icicle of frozen piss, that can be inserted up one's anus, vagina, and or urethra.

I went outside to take a leak don't ya know, and I made myself a Canadian finger for later.

by Curious Canadian January 30, 2021

Canadian breakdancing

The act of slipping on ice and saving it repeatedly

Dude 1: *slips*
Dude 2: "haha nice one bro"
random canadian dude: "nice moves eh"
Dude 2: "canadian breakdancing"

by Ya boi patty cakes March 7, 2015

Canadian Slingshot

Quickly pulling across multiple lanes of traffic without signalling. Most commonly done immediately after getting on the highway.

Holy fucknuggets! Did you see that dipshit pull a Canadian Slingshot? And right in front of a cop, too!

by Fat & Furious December 21, 2013

Canadian Situation

A type of relationship in which one partner suffers because the other is incapable of really dating, or being able to see their significant other due to parental restrictions of time. Comparable to a prison visitation, only harder to schedule and with less vigilance and monitoring.

-Man this Sucks.

-What's wrong man?

-It's just I rarely get to see this girl and she says she likes me but things just stink.

-It's seems like you have crossed the American border into a Canadian Situation on that one.

-Yeah, wish me luck

-Good luck

by Student Body President June 30, 2010

canadian tings

A Ute sac with tons of girls from Canada

Ute sac #1: What did you do this weekend?
Ute sac #2: I got some tings big hoss!
Ute sac #1: Where did you get the tings?
Ute sac #2: Went to Canada for those Canadian tings
Ute sac #1: 10 4!

by Big Hosey April 30, 2019