Canadian toilet

(V). To urinate or defecate anywhere other than the toilet or urinal.

(N). Someone who is known for peeing outside, in the corners of warehouses and compressor rooms in factories ect. And never using a proper toilet, even when one is available. Also can be someone who has been kicked out of Canada and then has to live in the United States because of their close-minded, racist and ignorant behavior.
"Hey! See that Paul guy? He's a real canadian toilet! "

"I don't talk to him anymore. He used the canadian toilet at my niece's birthday party. "
by Dr. Gonzo Finkerbean July 16, 2019
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Canadian Baguette

The act of filling your partner's ass with mapple sirup then puttin your penis in it and making your partner suck it.
I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Baguette yesterday because she was nice and stayed in the kitchen all day she appreciated the treat.
by Tchando November 24, 2020
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The Canadian Fish

"The Canadian fish" which is when a person strips down naked and swims through the snow to get to their destination
"Did you see John? "
"Last I saw him he was doing The Canadian Fish to get to Marks house."
by AurorasGuard March 15, 2023
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Canadian Classics

The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.

You're a beauty.
Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?

Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?

Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020
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Canadian Flip

The act of hiding ones erect penis by flipping it upward and tucking the tip in your belt or waist band.
I got a boner in class, so I just Canadian flipped it and i was good to go.
by AVLORIA November 09, 2008
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canadian leafblower

Basically when your having sex and you ejaculate so hard that her face blows back like when you point a leafblower at someone.

Don't do it because she will probably bite it off :(
I heard Michael gave Katie a Canadian leafblower yesterday apparently she wasn't impressed and left him alone for the rest of the night.
by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019
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Canadian Finger

A razor-sharp icicle of frozen piss, that can be inserted up one's anus, vagina, and or urethra.
I went outside to take a leak don't ya know, and I made myself a Canadian finger for later.
by Curious Canadian January 31, 2021
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