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Calvin

Calvin is a god with unprecedented intelligence. in ancient text it is regarded that the core of the Earth is actually his massive brain. He looks like the embodiment of beauty and harbors the ability to court even the most stubborn and tough women. His ability to boink women is insane as is the size of his adjustable log made fit any women’s need;).
The archeologists discovered one of many depictions of Calvin in a boinking party, of course as the only male.
by Totally-Not-Calvin November 24, 2021
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Calvin

A name for a guy who’s usually a good guy but sometimes it references a guy who’s a troublemaker
I don’t like this kid… calvin
by Prince_john November 21, 2021
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calvin keng

a guy that must be a noob and everything he does.
by coocoododo June 9, 2022
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Calvin

A Calvin, is a Very loyal, kind, smart, loving man. He will always be there when you need him the most. Calvin’s have a very great sense of humor, they are very comforting and will be there to catch your tears when you’re feeling sad.

Calvin’s are the sweetest type of people you’ll ever meet if you meet a Calvin, please know that they’re a keeper, Calvin’s are very empathetic and will try their best to understand your situation, they will help lift you up when you need it and they’ll continue to be there to support you in whatever you do.

Calvin’s are typically are calm and collected.they’re pretty laid back and aren’t much of a threat unless you hurt his family or friends. In the event that you piss off a Calvin, that’s your fault mate

Calvin’s are also extremely handsome, when you see a Calvin you’ll know, although he might try to deny it, his smile is the cutest one in the world.

❤️💍
Person 1: Do you know Calvin?
Me: Yes I’m married to one
by Calvin’s wife December 22, 2023
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Calvin

Shannon’s brother Calvin is a Dickhead
Calvin is a dickhead
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pulling a calvin

to be threatening, to threaten someone as a joke.
"not you pulling a calvin haha i’m so scared!!"
by reggietwitter December 3, 2020
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Calvin

Calvin is a gay mother fucker who likes having dead male bodies and has a stalker who is named Sarah who knows he is gay but doesn't want to admit. also Jasmin is gay!!!
omg is Calvin having sex with a dead dude, look! Sarah is watching
by Banana_Boat October 16, 2019
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