Seal Call

The repetitive gargle sound a woman makes when she is being throat-fucked.

1. Stacy gave me the best head last night, she told to throat-fuck her and let out the loudest seal call I've ever heard that it woke up her parents and they kicked me out of their house!

2. "gah gah gah gluk gluk gluk guluk guluk"

by Scrotie Boy March 16, 2017

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cumdgement call

The "judgement call" a man must make in the moments preceding impending orgasm whilst having unprotected sex, regarding the placement of his ejaculatory load. Despite the agreement, discussion, etc. that he and his partner may have had before and during sex, the man has the ultimate power whether to pull out or not, and where to ejaculate should he indeed pull out. Scrupulous and complex calculations are performed by the man during these nanoseconds. These calculations weigh factors such as chance of child conception, partner reaction and, ultimately, satisfaction.

Mike 1: Dude I had to make a hard cumdgement call whether to pull out or not. By my calculations, the best move was to splooge on her face.
Mike 2: Was she on birth control?
Mike 1: Yea but who cares?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants March 17, 2017

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Call the Dog

A common motion by the two prominent fingers that are applied whilst fingering a vagina. While the fingers are inserted deeply into the vagina, a gesture should be made as though you are calling a dog. It's could also be described a front-to-back motion so that the G-spot is massaged continuously.

I was fingering my girlfriend and she told me to "Call the Dog". I obeyed and she came instead of the dog.

by knutzzz6969 January 10, 2017

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