The Naughty 9/11

A sexual act where one person kneels on the floor and the other male partner, whilst fully erect, takes a long run up and jumps at the kneeling partner, attempting to insert their penis into the person’s mouth with maximum force. Both partners should be covered in flour for added authenticity. The running partner is welcome to add airplane noises and phrases in Arabic for additional fun.

Me and my boyfriend tried The Naughty 9/11 last night, and the clean up of our apartment could take months.

by The Great Waffle Stomp June 8, 2024

9/11

= 0.818. What did you think this would be?

9/11 is approximately 0.818.

by 😩 daddy June 29, 2024

7/11 vs 9/11

India vs. Pakistan.

7/11 vs 9/11; no matter who wins, the world will be worse off.

by Vinay P. May 6, 2025

9/11

Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane, like, "Bro, man, salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should've rode my donkey" 9/11!

Hey listen to my new song I made! Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane, like, "Bro, man, salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should've rode my donkey"Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane, like, "Bro, man, salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should've rode my donkey 9/11

by dickfucker664 May 14, 2025

9/11

my birthday: 9th november (9/11)
the actual meaning of 9/11: September 11th 2001 (11/9)

I am so sorry for all the Americans who witnessed this tragic event be it on TV or with your own eyes. Especially to the ones whose loved ones died during this. Love from India, fellas.

9/11 was sad.

by urban.ass August 20, 2023

11/9

¹The real date that September 11th happened on. It instead uses a D/M/Y system instead of the genuinely bad M/D/Y system the Americans use.

²The date at which 4 planes were used in a terrorist strike on the continental United States. 2 of them hitting the Twin Towers and 1 hitting the Pentagon, and another landing in a field.

¹"My guy, it didn't happen on the 9th of October, it happened on 11/9"

²"Remember the tragedy of 11/9? Me neither."

by yogha September 10, 2023

9/11

haha plane go DO BDBDBFNDND towers go AHDBDJDNDJJDD

9/11 haha

by HUMONGOUSCOCK September 11, 2023