Softest Boi™

Boy known as Dan

"Man, wish i could be the Softest Boi™, but it's alreafy taken by Dan."

by Potatobeyonce June 4, 2018

The Cumerang™

Sexual act in which you cum in someone's mouth and they spit it back at you

"Bro, we were fucking and then she hit me with The Cumerang™"

by CGdictionary August 14, 2019

™

1. Actually means trade mark, for company logos/slogans/etc.
2. Used as a meme after phrases people/things say a lot

1. Burger King™
2. Twitch be like "Try again later.™" amirite

by bit125 July 11, 2021

Certified Hyteam Classic™

(n.) In reference to the 2024 sim-racing team 'Hyteam GTF': a truly outstanding display of wit, bravery, skill and driver exploits, mainly within virtual motor sports. Usually involves some amount of caffeine, autism, pure stupidity, accidental genius or a mixture among all four. The ™ symbol is mandatory if used with a humorous or self-esteemed connotation. Can also be used ironically, though is typically of genuine intent.

"That dive-bomb there was a certified hyteam classic™."

by Hobkins Neitzen August 28, 2025

Crave-venience™

/krā vēnyəns/ noun – the point where the most craveable food and snacks intersect with the most convenient experience around. Exclusively found at ampm.

1. I’m going to the Crave-venience™ store. Want anything? | Bet. Pick me up some Takis, Horchata, and a 3 Pepper Sausage.

2. What’s the difference between a convenience store and Crave-venience™ store? | Crave-venience™ hits different. You get way better snacks for your all cravings at the Crave-venience™ store.

by ampm_tmgs June 20, 2022

Goldfish Moment™

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking they're really funny.

May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.

by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024

SpudWindow™

An unreasonably narrow window of time allocated to starting and ending a social activity, generally given at a moment's notice.

Spud said he would keep me posted on his gamerstatus, but I didn't hear from him for 6 hours. I decided to get a pop, then he tells me to get on in 5 minutes, because it's "now or never". What a fucking SpudWindow™.

by drspudbear October 11, 2017