a Russian Popsicle is performed when a guy has sex with a girl while she is on her period, thus bleeding on his penis. Next the women will proceed to suck all of the blood off.
by Rlvers March 18, 2011
Get the Russian Popsiclemug. when you poop in a sock and swing it over your head and wait for a car to pass by and you throw the sock at the cars wind sheild.
by Raymond Johnson May 21, 2005
Get the russian sockingmug. When a person punches you so hard that the bruise is a blue-deep indigo colour. It should also last for more than one week to qualify as a Russian Blueberry. If it lasts for more than 2 weeks, it is known as a "ripe one". If it becomes infected it is known as a "bad pick". The victim of the Russian Blueberry is known as a "Tsar". Having a Russian Blueberry is stigmatized in several cliches while others may see of it as a sign of Badass-ery.
by Rolandisnotme September 6, 2013
Get the Russian Blueberrymug. Guy: Whats...UP!!
Pansey: OMG OWWWWW D00000D WTF UGGGGGGH YOU GAYYY ow....
Guy: Nah, Russian Handshake. No babies for you.
Pansey: OMG OWWWWW D00000D WTF UGGGGGGH YOU GAYYY ow....
Guy: Nah, Russian Handshake. No babies for you.
by Nadergrinder January 31, 2008
Get the Russian Handshakemug. A play on word which is used to describe an act normally dealing with a younger male rushin' to get to third base.
My teenage daughter is going on a date with some punk, if he has a case of "Russian Fingers" I will have to chop off is digits and castrate him.
by benjsmith74 April 6, 2009
Get the Russian Fingersmug. The unexpected, sometimes(though not often)accidental, intrusion into the "wrong hole". Often occurs in the heat of the moment, and can be catastrophic to a relationship, especially if no lubrication is involved.
"Yeah I gave that chick a russian attack last night, it was funny as hell....but I'm not to sure she was happy"
by Mingus January 6, 2008
Get the russian attackmug. by Semajay March 31, 2009
Get the Russian Pissmug.