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brace yourself

In the small Norfolk town of Kings Lynn and the villages surrounding, 'bracing yourself' is a term followed by a face similar to a gurn. The facial expression is called 'a brace'or 'the brace' with an 'urghh' sound attached
Rob:Brace yourself Jamzo!
Jamzo:*Braces* URGHHHHHH!
by Jamzo October 27, 2007
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Piss on yourself

Byron: I'm going out with Deavonee.
Jonny: Oh piss on yourself.
Byron: She's the hottest girl in 6th grade.
Jonny: I Said PISS ON YOURSELF!
Byron: You wanna fight?
Jonny:*Kills Byron*
by ?? January 31, 2003
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rape yourself

a man or woman masterbating themselfs
If you rape yourself you are jerking off or fingering yourself to a orgasm..
by jason 510 September 1, 2006
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think-for-yourselfer

a self-centered person; one who does not give a shit about anyone but themself

Made popular by the one and only Dane Cook.
"Why won't you give some money to those starving kids in Africa? You're such a goddamn think-for-yourselfer!
by iheartmcdreamy21 December 12, 2006
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heck yourself

heck yourself

The act of putting your non erect penis around your ballsack and covering your butthole. Then shitting wet shit everywhere.
Man: I hate you
Me: go heck yourself

Man: what is that???
Me:The act of putting your non erect penis around your ballsack and covering your butthole. Then shitting wet shit everywhere
by Genji-memes January 30, 2017
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gorsitch yourself

untimely death. self inflicted and painful
from psych
chad realized he really was worth nothing in this world, so he gorsitched himself

you suck, just gorsitch yourself
by gormdog March 13, 2010
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Reason That To Yourself

An expression used to tell someone to keep their inappropriate, logically reasoned thoughts to themselves.
Mr. Smith: "Honey my poop is green today. I think the reason is because I ate a bowl of peas with last night's dinner."

Mrs. Smith: "Ew, reason that to yourself dear."

or

Ms. Princess: "I think the reason why Tommy couldn't get a boner last night is because I'm so incredibly good looking that it made him nervous."

Friend: "Psh, reason that to yourself (bitch)."
by DeWyzzle May 20, 2010
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