when you’re working remotely (through a pandemic) and miss your coworkers so much that you stalk their calendars and drop in on their zoom calls.
After a long day of meetings, I love to zoom stalk my coworkers calendars and drop into their calls as if I was invited.
(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)
(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)
by god Karen May 14, 2020
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by enoreyt August 7, 2012
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yo, isn't Meggan getting some combat boots too?
apparently so, you status creeper
nah man, just my stalk box
apparently so, you status creeper
nah man, just my stalk box
by kevinadork December 29, 2011
Get the stalk box mug.The network is satanic. It's a group, pyramid system, with many varying layers of wealth - and poverty, on the lower rungs - including police, the intelligence agencies (ALL OF THEM), doctors, executives, actresses, waitresses, you name it - even the guy running the gas station. It's large and controls all aspects of our world. What is known as gang stalking is really just what is honestly known as "aggressive surveillance" by network members. The way to deal with gang stalking is to bless your enemies, with all the love, kindness, and empathy you can command. For those on the dark side, these higher frequencies are like hot coals on their head...
The explanations she was giving me in her attempts to explain away my claims of gang stalking were so far-fetched that she seemed to have lost touch with reason. I suspected fear was the culprit and I empathized with her. Nobody wish that to be true, especially if it touches a loved one...
by bluewords_ July 7, 2009
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These perceptions all egocentric (that is, centred around the person believing they are experiencing gang stalking, not necessarily egoistic) symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia. If you are under the impression that you are being gang stalked and aren't an oligarch who's made public statements against Vladimir Putin, or a mobster: you are not, seek help
These perceptions all egocentric (that is, centred around the person believing they are experiencing gang stalking, not necessarily egoistic) symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia. If you are under the impression that you are being gang stalked and aren't an oligarch who's made public statements against Vladimir Putin, or a mobster: you are not, seek help
by Rural Lexicon December 19, 2015
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