Midnight Pineapple

The most amazing crayon color yet to be created...or discovered. It baffles the mind so that it has become a source of endless puzzlement and entertainment for kids in chemistry class.

Zoe: If I could create one crayon color it would be Midnight Pineapple!

Isa: What in the world would that look like?! Juicy yellow for the lucious fruit...

Isaac: ..but it must be black..or blue because of the midnight shadows?!!

All: CANNOT--COMPUTE--

by chizzlefoshizzlenizzledizzle November 17, 2010

Pineapple pen

The act of leaving a pineapple and a pen together.

The pen vigorously shoves itself into the pineapple, waits 9 months and a pineapple pen pops out.

Don't leave the pen and pineapple to close together we can't afford anymore pineapple pens

by Sweetpea306 October 2, 2016

pineapple trap

1) A musical genre that includes tropical and hawaian sounds and mixes them with hip hop and trap culture. One such example is ZEZE by Kodak Black.

Damn that new pineapple trap joint by Kodak Black is sick!

by TRa papa pa January 15, 2020

pineapple daddy

A guy whose rough around the edges but is actually really sweet on the inside, total daddy. Dad bod and Hawaiian background optional. Enjoys pineapple on pizza.

Jade is into that guy Trevor, whose a total pineapple daddy.

by That radio guy April 20, 2018

Chinese Pineapple

The act of ejaculating into partner's eyes, causing a stinging sensation, thus making the victim squint their eyes like an asian.

-HUHhHHGH-
Uh fuck it burns....! Did you really have to give me the Chinese Pineapple?!

by EdgyChicken January 3, 2020

pineapple jam

Semen specifically tailored for taste (post pineapple/banana consumption). I.e . "I no longer need dessert, he gave me his pineapple jam."

Yum, he gave me his pineapple jam so good.

by PineAppleJam February 10, 2015

pineapple fucker

Someone who’s over obsessed with pineapples to the point it’s a cult

She is such a pineapple fucker, look how she dresses. (It’s covered in pineapples)

by Dreamcatcher69 March 22, 2019