by oleinthemud December 3, 2021

by _s_i_m_p_h_u_b_ May 13, 2022

by Opticalwheat May 30, 2024

people who were born on may 9 are depressed as fuck, they always try to fit in and it never works. they hide their feelings and have the strictest parents. they cry almost everynight but even with that pain, theyre a good friend and can comfort you when you're sad. we're also always hungry no matter what. theyre the bestest friend you could ever ask for so you should hug them and tell them you love them. they hate themselves when they get something wrong, public speak, or do something embarrassing.
Girl: it's my birthday today, may 9!!
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day
by random teenage girl November 22, 2022

by doggyliversryum May 26, 2022

Best friend: Why did you send me your boobs?
Sender: because it’s May 12th and you’re my best friend
Sender: because it’s May 12th and you’re my best friend
by Booby sucker May 12, 2022

It's gonna be may
by I think you are boring August 31, 2025
