its gone tits up

1. something that has failed spectacularly, in a way that could not be predicted (it went tits up) can also be used in this case)
2. something that has broken slightly

Friend 1 - thought you were going out tonight
friend 2 - its gone tits up went tits up, friend 3 was sick and friend 4 had car issues
friend 1 - that went properly tits up then

by TalikTheVampire March 13, 2023

tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.

John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?

by S0lari0us June 9, 2023

national show your tits day

its national show your tits day, November Second

hey Ashley its National show your tits day!
Ashley: YAY

by BeansAreStalin43 November 2, 2023

National send tits pic day

November 4th is the day you got to send a picture of your tits to your love ones

Hey, it’s national send tits pic day.
Can I get one?

by xXHunter99Xx November 4, 2023

chaps my tits

A loose term to explain someone's feeling of being emotionally hurt, mad or upset.

Similar to chapped ass, but a lot funnier and should be used light heartedly.

That guy that just cut me off in traffic really chaps my tits.

by Luv406liv509 January 9, 2024

Its the tits

Something that is the best thing ever

Ted: How's it like being Gay?
Student: yeah, its great man its the tits!

by Gassypotato January 26, 2024

national send tits day

On this day February 8th, send this to someone to have them show you their tits. This can be used to twice to the same person.

friend 1:,omg my crush just sent me titty pics.

friend 2: what how?
friend 1: it’s national send tits day.

by d@ddy frëak February 8, 2024