Urban Dictionary

The website you are on right now. Used to be a website to make definitions, but now people just put sexual definitions on normal words.

Person 1: "I just searched the word shark on Urban Dictionary."
Person 2: "oh god..."

by VersionTwo August 27, 2024

urban dictionary

You're ON it you fat, cabbage faced, olive juiced, pickle stained, carrot nosed, broccoli stenched, foul-mouthed fucking bitch.

Josh: hey bro i was just raping your wife in the asshole until I saw this funny definition on urban dictionary
Max: yeah cool ma- wait wuh?
Josh: sorry bro gotta go!!

by snortmysnot November 19, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The word that you use when you are making your first urban dictionary definition

Friend 1: I want to make a definition on urban dictionary.
Friend 2: Make a funny definition about urban dictionary.
Friend 1: Wow that is so creative this is sure to be liked.
You: Bruh what

by Ur bad dicktinary March 30, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The website youre on right now, reading this.

"I always check urban dictionary for the meaning of something, but mostly to find funny definitions!"

by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025

urban dictionary

A website that can be found with any search engine that lets public users define words. This site has good definitions and bad ones and I would not recommend for actual use of defining a word. Just use this site for fun when you're bored.

The Urban Dictionary is not a reliable dictionary.

by Blackout_Nobody March 12, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website where it is almost impossible to find a definition where no one is talking about sex god damit!

Me: Ay! Lets try to search up Hillary Clinton!
Result: The biggest bitch in the world who would have screwed up America
Me: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ok.....
How about intersectionality, that's pretty obvious to be something weird.
Result: To be fucked up in more ways than one.
Me: (ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ) *inhales*
Me again: ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

My note: if you are ever going to use this website, please, make your life better by talking an actual dictionary and READ GOD DAMIT!

This is defined as stupid like, HEY if your going to use uRbAn DiCtIoNaRy (The owners should delete this) use something else.

by hellomam June 14, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Where memes were made

Guys lets watch this new Documentary on memes

First topic: Urban Dictionary

by Mooseoink September 15, 2021