griffens dick

A giant dick that will surprise anybody who ever sees it and will force them to get plastic surgery to be able to compete.

Lauren"Yesterday i was sleeping with griffen and saw griffens dick and now im going to get a penis with plastic surgery."

by the gking October 23, 2011

Josh's dick

Incredibly itchy and inflamed.

Oh man I have Josh's dick

by Chiefy November 30, 2016

Dick seizure

the way your penis feels during and after ejaculation.

My cock went crazy when I had my dick seizure and came last night.

by kstan34 May 24, 2010

techno dick

An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

by blanchester June 23, 2008

dick fairy

A) A homosexual person; a member of the gay community

B) A person,usually considered to be a male, who is like the tooth fairy but likes dick instead of teeth. This person has probably sucked as many dicks as the tooth fairy has collected teeth. Hence, a dick fairy.

Don't let that kid hit the blunt. He's a fucking dick fairy!

by JhEf April 28, 2010

Pepper Dick

An extreme burning of your genital area caused by touching the area after eating spicy foods with your hands - most commonly hot peppers such as the Trinidad Scorpion Pepper. This is typically caused by not thoroughly washing your hands or just using napkins to clean your hands after consuming hot foods then electing to urinate. Oils from certain hot sauces and peppers do not completely wash away even after a thorough scrubbing with soap and water which will likely, sometimes unknowingly, cause the burning sensation. Other terms include Chili Willy and Hot Rod.

Cronin: Hey man, I just ate a really hot pepper.
Boyce: Make sure you wash your hands thoroughly before you get pepper dick.

by BaeSlayer November 24, 2014

dick stank

When a person dick stinks a lot.

Damn bro yo dick stank, you need to wash yo dick.

by DomRep1987 May 24, 2006