LongLong

A massive dick.

Harry: You ready to take the longlong?
Mariella: I need the LongLong baby!

by gritskiurbandiccy January 27, 2025

Longgod

A slang term for penis coined by the rapper Ruben Slikk. It is unknown if it only applies to his penis, or if it’s a general term for above-average male genitalia.

I cry, I cry so hard, that bitch, she suck my longgod

by Sir swag alot January 29, 2025

Longfellowed

To cheat or be cheated on.

"he had long suspected her infidelities but only realised he was actually being longfellowed when she called him the wrong name"

by Mw turkey February 17, 2025

longshot rizzler tax

A pose you pull for when
when see a shawty from afar. so you him em with the /longshot rizzler tax/

(the ideal move youd pull in an attempt to get the 2nd take from the crush/senpai from a distance to prepare for a slow burn) and then/or roll will occur for climax or massive ripple effects.

Person 1: isnt that *your crush/senpai* on the way out?

The taxxed/ protag: I can see your battles *person 1*. Ive already hit them with /longshot rizzler tax/ She noticed me earlier. So i think it was a go.

by Sinister Canister June 11, 2025

longliveireland

A 50 year old streamer on twitch with one of the best mustaches you have ever seen

Oh look it's longliveireland have you ever seen a better mustache

by jrb4619 June 22, 2025

Longhouse

Longhouses were large houses where the people lived communally. It's associated with a pervasive atmosphere of social domination controlled by the old and sclerotic matriarchs who dominated and squashed any masculine spirit to overcome challenges and go beyond the normal state of things. It is at once a vision of a future which has returned to squalor, and of a society which deepens its social surveillance system specifically under the rule of screeching harridans (or ‘mammies’) with no sexual appeal.

This woman longhoused me the other day because she told me I fucked her friend and that was a form of socio-psychological rape

by Antigon_ee July 4, 2025

Longhouse

Longhouse: Longhouses were large houses where the people lived communally. It's associated with a pervasive atmosphere of social domination controlled by the old and sclerotic matriarchs who dominated and squashed any masculine spirit to overcome challenges and go beyond the normal state of things. It is at once a vision of a future which has returned to squalor, and of a society which deepens its social surveillance system specifically under the rule of screeching harridans (or ‘mammies’) with no sexual appeal.

Damn, my girlfriend longhoused me the other day for supporting Trump. Then that night, I told her I wanted to fuck and she consented. But after, she told me she consented to a full session of sex, and that me cumming early was technically rape. Feelsbadman

by Antigon_ee July 4, 2025