fingerbreadicide

Shoving a baguette too far up your arsehole causing an anal fissure which then becomes infected with HIV eating your body from the inside out

how did Shamela Pamela die? Oh, he died via fingerbreadicide :(

by e1j4 January 24, 2021

Finger Painting

When you cum on a girls stomach or back and then use your fingers to spell out words or messages or draw pictures.

So I was fucking my check right, and I pull out my cock and came on her stomach. Then I used finger painting to write “We’re done” to let her know that our relationship had reached its conclusion. I think she got the message

by Enk75 January 28, 2021

Fingerer

A person with Parkinson’s who shakes a lot especially good for clitorous stimulation

“I didn’t fancy strumming myself tonight so I called my personal fingerer”

by The word definer 2021 January 29, 2021

Finger Blast

Another name for Bang Star Blast energy drinks. It'll wake you tf up like getting finger blasted (digital stimulation of the vaginal walls, getting fingered, fingering, etc.).

Girl: "Hey, hand me that Finger Blast."

Guy: "the whaa-?"
Girl: "Star Blast energy drink, it'll wake you up like getting finger blasted."
Guy: "awesome."

by Billy7's Ghost January 29, 2021

Finger

Love you for ever

Tea can I FINGER you.

by IwuvUtea January 1, 2021

finger trotting

To rapidly fap your... Yes?

Mom: Where’s Abbie?
Sis: She’s In Her Room!
Mom: What’s She Doing In There...
Sis: She’s finger trotting!
Mom: She’s WHAT?!
Sis: What Do You Think?!
Mom: TMI!

by Abigail Asher January 11, 2021

Finger crugg

A hypotheticalshoe that is part ugg, part croc, and part those weird toe shoes called five-fingers. The unholy foot trinity. All hail the exalted shoe.

H: I emailed DSW an idea for finger crugg shoes.
M: What are those?
H: They’re like the turducken of footwear. The warmth of ugg boots, the toe separation of those weird toe shoes, and of course the holiness of croc shoes. Perfection.
M: I need these in my life immediately.

by hm.athena February 17, 2021