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Douche Canoe

A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man
That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late
by Bornsooner May 11, 2024
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Douche Bag

A person that thinks they're good at a sport, posting constant shit about "grinding😈" Only to then riding the bench come season and complain.
Wow! That douche bag's social media almost made us think he was going to play.
by idubbbz2020 November 29, 2016
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Douche

VERB: To Douche. The act of being a douchy, or douching somebody out.
Mary: Hey Bob, we missed you at the party last night!
Bob: Yeah, John was supposed to pick me up, but he douched me out.

Bob Texting John: "hey man, you picking me up for the party or what?"
1 hour passes...
Bob Texting John: "Dude, you totally douched me... ya fuck'n asshole."
more silence from John...
by Closter NJ July 16, 2019
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The Douche Finger

The index finger held up by douchebags in pictures
"Wow, he was holding up the douche finger in 50% of his profile pictures. What an ass."
by tttttttttttttom May 13, 2015
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Douche Cloud

1. (n) - When a person is such a high level douche bag, that everyone in their area is affected by them, they transcend into the douche cloud form, permeating everything in range as a gas or fine mist would.
Haha - Trump is such a douche cloud that when he gives press conferences, you can see McConnell actually frown harder than his default turtle face from the vapors.
by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017
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Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness tends to come out mostly when they are in refined situations and they cannot resist the urge to show everyone how sophisticated they are. Like an amuse bouche in the culinary world.
Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed another orange for his Blue Moon.
by vanern August 3, 2021
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Douche

'je laver dans use douche '
Or
'You broke a glass again?'
'Yea'
'You douche'
by drowningcat4real April 3, 2015
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