daniel george calvert

every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.

me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people

by fartbender January 12, 2024

Daniel

a guy who is addicted to any kind of wordle

"oh, daniel, u play again wordle??"

by CosEmecArs May 10, 2022

Doing A Daniel

Peeing Outside

I peed outside when the downstairs toilet was available. I was doing a Daniel.

by Weller February 1, 2023

damn daniel

The least funny meme of all time. Most commonly used when trying to annoy somebody by how unfunny it is.

Jason: Damn Daniel ba-
Daniel: Shut the fuck up, nobody cares about my shoes

by Carl Beck August 6, 2016

Daniel

An Insult so abhorrent that using it its 50,000 worse than cunt.

'My driving instructor failed me, he is such a fucking Daniel'

by LordSkut March 18, 2019

Danielle

A ginger lassie with a usually huge cock who goes out with Eryk, sometimes she’s a fag to her boyfriend but her boyfriend accepts it cause he’s a fag with a phat cock too

Person 1:ya wanna know sumit bro

Person2:aye wit is it ?
Person1:a go oot way Danielle
Person2:good shit Eryk brooooo

by VeryFreshNut October 30, 2018

Daniel Hernandez

a male manipulator. NEVER trust a Daniel Hernandez.

Person: Daniel, my dog died :(
Daniel: No it didn't, you attention-seeker!
Person: Daniel Hernandez, you're such a male manipulator!

by smartestmanalive1 January 17, 2025