bluetooth boner

when your girl says something that gets you hard from a distance without the need of any touching

her: yeah i’m not wearing panties
you: damn bitch I got a boner from that
her: that a bluetooth boner

by sankton42 April 24, 2022

Cranky Boner

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.

Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?

by KingAlldis May 1, 2022

reverse boner

when ones penis retracts back into their body due to the event of hearing something unattractive.

man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!

man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.

by BoxIconer May 2, 2022

Chauncey Bohner-Focker

A character from the comic Blueycapsules. One of the characters that doesn't show much emotion, but I think hes pretty kewl😍

Chauncey Bohner-Focker is my favorite blueycapsules character!

by maxthetaxevader May 9, 2022

Nose Boner

The act of your nose becoming aroused at the sight and or thought of cocaine

Friend 1: WHO’S GOT THE DRUGS TONIGHT?!
Friend 2: Right here my man..
(Hands them a folded dollar bill)
Friend 1: Omg, you just gave me a Nose Boner

by Dave Chiconey May 23, 2022

pickle boner

a pickle that has an extraordinarily long tip

Mark was eating a pickle boner today.

by lunarWorldZ May 27, 2022

Power Boner

When you get a boner not out of attraction to something or someone, but to power over someone.

"I just gave my girlfriend an ultimatum"
"why do you have a boner?"
"dude, its a power boner because of the power i hold over someone"

by Ian Porto June 4, 2022