three bean carpet salad 

When a man eats three kinds of beans for lunch the previous day then when having sex with a woman he shits it all out in between her legs so it get's mushy and sticky, then they get on the ground and gives her ass-fuck from behind untill he hits the anal nerve that disperses all the shit in your colin causing a mass shit-sex-fest. Then while he's giving it to her mercenary style they role up in a carpet forcing themselves to be in a constant rage-circle of od-fashion sex. Usually resulting in a later day vaginal infection.

John gave it to his wife the night before. then he wanted to give her something special for their 40th aniversary so he pulled out his old three bean carpet salad.

three bean carpet salad by n26 October 17, 2007

banana bean 

A type of bean that is far worse than baked beans. It is made out of a banana skin and only the shit poorest humans eat.

Did you see Mary-anne? her family is soo poor she was eating a banana bean sandwhich. Poor Bitch

banana bean by iwanaeatsomemingesoon September 18, 2009

Bean

A shortend term for the word "Beaner"

Mike: Hey Tom look at that Bean mowing the lawn.
Tom: Haha he's like 4"9 they're all so short!

Bean by Ricky_Risky May 15, 2010

Bean Buritto 

when u drop multiple craps in the bathtub

self explanitory

Bean Buritto by Crazy Carl June 22, 2004

Beanbag 

1: A bag of beans that children throw around in elementary school.

2: A mexican that is very lazy.

1: Teacher, can I have a ball to play with?

No, use a beanbag. They're safer.

2: You hired these people to build a house three years ago! Why aren't they done yet?

I hired beanbag labour.

Beanbag by TT4:20 July 12, 2010

Beana

a mean blow job given by some random, drunken skank behind a dumpster out back of Paddy Smelly's

hey baby how 'bout a quick beana?

Beana by carbonya November 21, 2010

Anal beads

a string of wire with tape that causes a bomb to explode wen you run the shit over.

oh shit! were those anal beads?

Anal beads by That Marine January 16, 2008