the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!
no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!
no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!
i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!
due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!
due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
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That couple really let themselves go after they got married. I’ll bet they’re not even attracted to each other anymore because they are not fuckable for life (#NFFL)
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Jeff: You have get-a-life syndrome
Jeff: You have get-a-life syndrome
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how was i supposed to know that the f*cking answer of life, the universe and everything was 42. then what's the f*cking question
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