Wet spagoot

The saying, wet spagoot means your a retarded faggot that nobody loves.
Heh look at that wet spagoot over there...he must suck big ol cock
by Jaybread July 22, 2018
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wet jeffrey

A distance cousin of the "Wet Willy" where the male partner ejaculates into the ear of his partner.
We were having a good time, until he pulled out and gave me a wet jeffrey.
by Fotch6729 January 17, 2024
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wet eyes

white people who cry when they get in trouble for being horrid
ie. crying when they get in trouble for calling 911 on black people doing (fill in the blank)
ie. when their dealer cuts them off for not having money but they're hooked
Ol' Wet Eyes over there sobbing cause today she's not getting away with racism and hatred.
by mamadweezil July 23, 2018
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Wet-ear

Adjective
Given to a person who is a frequent gossiper leading them to be whispered in their ear, letting them have "wet-ears"
Person1: "Alex is such a gossiper, they are so wet-eared."

Person2: " Yeah I don't know how someone can just do that."
by farmerTodd January 17, 2024
mugGet the Wet-earmug.

wet hockey

a game of hockey but its a very hot day
or a standard match of water polo
bart: water polo is just wet hockey
by DiscordReject4 March 25, 2025
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lieutenant wet

Someone who really know how to make you feel good, and always gets the pussy.
Oh ya Mark! He's lieutenant wet.
by Star Drummer March 13, 2017
mugGet the lieutenant wetmug.

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