Old Saggy

This is the definition of an old faggot, fagget, or faggit. The image of a saggy wrinkled folds old ass, which is never worshipped by their lovers.

I just saw the gayest guy on earth! Old Saggy back at it again with the kids. Oh, how old are you? 17?

by gigablitzzz November 25, 2023

thumb sucking at an old age

when you still suck your thumb at an old age such as 5-11

me: I suck my thumb. Them: oh so u have a thumb sucking at an old age me: yes

by JON DOH7487387847847 March 31, 2022

Old man struggles

A gamer from Connecticut that is two old to do quick movement, simple climbing techniques and claims to be “right on him” .

Virus: young jukes where are you?

Killer: I’m up above you. Climb up here.

Virus: bet

Killer: yo come on you’re taking forever to climb this rock.

Virus: young jukes my games not working it won’t let me.

Killer: bruh! Look at old man struggles!

by Young jukes May 22, 2019

Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

Thinking you're cleaver makes you clever, but say it makes you even more clever and and and..... Bragging about yourself is just farting in a wine glass and smelling it. But I guess you just think it's clever....?

Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

by Cracker_in....the_distance! October 22, 2023

Old Pythonian

A passionate fan of Monty Python and its film and TV incarnations, one especially fond of quoting verbatim whole sketches by heart, walking in Ministry of Silly Walks fashion or watching Monty Python videos online. Patterned, obviously, on "old boy," as in a graduate of a prestigious English public school, with the inevitable variants for various such, e.g., "Old Etonian," "Old Harrovian," "Old Reptonian," "Old Wykehamist," &c.

In Blackpool recently, I came across this rather campy Old Pythonian on the Promenade; he could whistle "The Lumberjack Song" while going into that rather disapproving Ministry of Silly Walks gait, all the while wearing a Pepperpot-type dress.

by Iludium Phosdex August 13, 2023

loopy old guy

A Caring older man able to engage in Conversation with Total Strangers by Noting Details of Coincidences that might link Shared Interests or Experiences.

He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.

Group of Stoners:
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"

Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"

by Cap'n Coinkydink December 30, 2021

cary old

To have huge, veiny, potato calves.

"John has a nice pair of Cary Olds."

by usc1321 April 17, 2015