Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

Suck & Puff

When you suck a fart out of an ass with a straw (insert approximately 1/3rd of a straw length) and then blow the fart back into their face, through the straw.

Took girl named KY home from the bar. She proceeded to hit me with a suck & puff. That fart smelled and tasted like my dinner. Now we’re married.

by Sweats11537 April 22, 2023

I could suck it rn

A state of being, or a feeling.

"Hey man, how are you?"
"Idk bro, I could suck it rn."

by ballsfart April 25, 2023

Suck-cess

Doing something repeatedly that you really do suck at, but not giving up on it.

I've had no "suck-cess" at trying to make a lobster fly

by uvebruce April 27, 2023

tough cock to suck

Same idea as hard pill to swallow. Meaning I difficult thing to deal with

John: hey I got my girl pregnant

Matt: fuck man that's a tough cock to suck

by MatttyP May 2, 2023

National suck a homie dry day

You get to suck a homie till his skin comes off and it isn't sus

Yo man lemme suck you dry it's Janurary 13th, aka, National suck a homie dry day

by TheRealMan2018 January 12, 2023

adi sucks

it is used when aDi tries to be a gay ass person but well fails miserably and goes on and on abt his problems and shit

guys adi sucks fr.

by iHaVe27eXesFuCkYoU January 15, 2023