Kiddy park

A kiddy park is for kids during the day, but after dark it takes on a different meaning.

Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Parked

Being beaten up so badly to the point of being knocked out.

“She wants to fight Ivory? She’ll get parked for sure.”

The bitch got parked.

by Sinny Zee June 13, 2024

Inside the park home run

When you take a crap in the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker"

Dick hit an inside the park home run.

by Allister Smith December 28, 2019

thotieus park

PARK JIMIN.

YES

Omg look it's Thotieus Park!
Oh you mean Park Jimin

by @₹&%82637389399 November 15, 2021

Park City Peek-a-boo

When you're sharing a hotel room and walk around the corner to see NOT your significant other, fold his dick into his pants.

Holly shit... I just saw the park city peek-a-boo.

by Parkparkcitybitch January 1, 2017

Avon Park FL

Avon Park FL is completely compromised. The Brickell Building scandal has brought a new shining light of corruption and fraud. The Mayor, his first sister and Deputy Mayor are in a world of hurt. Deputy Mayor has been team Mayor, 1st sister and 3rd sister since being elected. Deputy Mayor plays dumb and blames him falling off the wagon recently and drinking excessively for his short comings. Deputy Mayor advocates for 1st and 3rd sister private school and loves to give free tax payer money to their organizations. Deputy Mayor also loves to give tax payer money to the Mayors father, brother in law, cousins, uncles, aunts and their associates by way of vote. 1st sister feels betrayed by Deputy Mayor for firing previous city manager who allowed them to extort the city for years. Deputy Mayor, 1st sister, Mayor and some county officials are going to prison for a long time for defrauding the City out of a 1.3 million value building. This of course is just the tip of the iceberg according to many experts who now accept that they have lost all credibility and are rotten to the core.

Let's head down to Avon Park FL for the 4th of July fireworks. No thanks, 3rd sister might claw the shit out of my childs arm for misbehaving. 1st sister will cover it up, and we will not get any restitution. Then 1st and 3rd sister will get 10k next year of our tax money by way of their brother and deputy Mayor!

by Stuck In 33825 March 23, 2025

Feem park

Meant to describe a shitty theme park that is boring as shit. A park that is a complete clusterfuck of boredom. The park is so boring that you want people to feem it up their asses.

Use in sentence: Josh: "This theme park is boring as fuck."

Ben: " I know right? This park is a complete feem park."

by That random dude on tha PC October 12, 2016