P

To adults: How to make children laugh.
To children: How to make adults angry.

(Adults)

Jim: Say the letter p
Bob: Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
(Children)
Jim: say the alphabet
Bob: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Jim: where’s the letter p
Bob: Half way down my leg

by Bexxybex July 1, 2021

`1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-[']=\~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|

If someone types this, call an ambulance and don't let go. They will kill themselves from boredom.

Maya: `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-'=\~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|
Naya: NO! I'm calling an ambulance, stay with me!

by `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm, March 17, 2024

Pushing P

Brandon is not P

I’m pushing p

by I’m p January 19, 2022

Big Bad P word

Pedophilia, or pedophile. Usually used to bypass filters.

Confidently Incorrect Person: "In the past 100 years gay and lesbianism was a weird concept but now it's a normality and if care is not taken in the next 100 years the Big Bad P word and doing bad stuff to a child will be considered a normality too and that's just fact.
You: "That's literally the slippery slope fallacy you schmuck"

by PLMMJ December 20, 2023

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A brilliant thing to do when one is feeling so FRIGGIN BORED, that one tries to literally gulp up the urban dictionary, leaving maybe a single grain of sand behind, but guess what, this word is PART of that single grain of sand!
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have a EscF1F2F3F4F5F6F7F8F9F10F11F12PrtScInsertDelete~`1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+BackspaceTabQWERTYUIOP{}\|CapsLkASDFGHJKL;:'"EnterShiftZXCVBNM,<.>/?ShiftCrtlFnAltS p a c e AltCrtlHomePgUpPgDnEnd weekend bruh.

by oceanicrealm January 1, 2024

A maxy p

A maxy p is a simp for cigarettes, they will scab them of the ground, steel them you name.

*see’s a cigarette with your mates *

“Dont do it, dont do a maxy p “ mate 1

by Wennndy February 15, 2020

P

Slang for methamphetamine G.

Got any P for a tick G

by Wife Bash P Consumer90284728 September 14, 2021