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Balls to my life

A mix of the popular term "fuck my life" and the term "balls to you," recently popularized by Liza Minnelli. Used in anger or exasperation at daily events.
Jim: I need some coffee...
Bill: You can't, somebody crapped in the office coffee machine again.
Jim: Balls to my life.
by Foohtube February 23, 2011
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My Chemical Romance

I'm not going to say that My Chemical Romance is the best band ever or that they suck. I honestly love them, 1 because I think their songs are good, 2 because they helped save my best friend's life.
Nobody should like this band because their songs are on the radio or hate them because they don't like their music. My Chemical Romance is a band, so of course they'll have haters and fans.
People say that My Chemical Romance is emo or gay, which is not true. You can try to pinpoint their music style, but you can't really. Each one of their songs has a different style that may or may not be noticed by the listener.
If you've only heard their songs from the radio then I highly recommend listening to some of their other songs. The songs that you hear a lot aren't My Chemical Romance, not truly. My Chemical Romance is all of their songs, every one of their albums.
A lot of people judge My Chemical Romance, calling them emo pussies. Sure that's your opinion. You can't call their fans emo or idiots for liking them, that's like blaming someone for falling in love with someone. You can't control the type of music you like, so just quit blaming people for liking them. You can't control what bands you don't like, so don't get all mad at the haters (although the people who don't like them could honestly learn some respect).
My Chemical Romance IS NOT a suicide band. They don't want people to kill themselves, hurt themselves, and they want people to be themselves.
by JustAPersom May 15, 2011
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Respect my authority

one of eric cartman's many catchphrases, also the slogan of george bushes 2000 election campaign. Is pronounced 'respect my authoritah'. Also can be used in the imperative to tell someone to do what their told.
"Suck my dick"

"No, it's too big"

"Respect my authority!"
by some dude/ guy October 16, 2008
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My love for Aaron

Infinite, faggot. Everyone loves Aaron infinitely because Aaron is great
Josh: Look up my love for Aaron in the dictionary
Aaron: what?
Josh: the definition is infinite, faggot.
by Massive dong27 June 25, 2018
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hook in my tree

When a guy has a boner.
Guy 1: Damn that girl was hot.
Guy 2: I know, now I've got a hook in my tree.

Girl 1: Look at that guy's pants, he totally has a hook in his tree!
Girl 2: Yeah, I don't know why he decided to wear sweatpants.
by constancenorring July 22, 2011
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Tongue my plums

Hey lady, do you want to come back to my place and tongue my plums?
by Cama February 9, 2005
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My Love is A Stapler

Japanese: Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss

A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.
Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....
by DarkIceDragon April 6, 2013
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