Chocolate milk

The product of the sexual act of pouring milk into someone's stretched out anus then that person proceding to fart it back into the pourers face.

"I gave my kid chocolate milk last night now I'm a sex offender"

by fapmasternostrum March 7, 2018

Milk

This is plain water that is white . It comes from cows and doesn't taste that good. Despite people (Bertha) saying it's good for ur teeth and bones juice is healthy too

Bertha milk ain't good drink juice
Loves u🤠

by And&Bert December 6, 2020

Icy chocolate milk

A sin for all chocolate milk drinkers. No person should simply ever put ice in their chocolate milk because it is UNACCEPTABLE!!! What a disgrace.

He drank some icy chocolate milk and then immediately began throwing up because it was so nasty.

by ch1ckenman August 25, 2021

LINGUINE MILK

Milk that’s made from a flippin linguine noodle what else would it be

I’m dehydrated. Can I get some linguine milk with that clam sauce?

by Shifposter5364 September 18, 2022

Milking noodles

To give and or receive a handjob from a hanging position;
To remove spaghetti sauce from a noodle by pinching the top with your fingers and sliding down to get the sauce off.

As she was milking noodles the sauce came out :)

by The real Jacob M October 10, 2021

chocolate milk

for some odd reason, people praise chocolate milk as the best drink ever. and honestly, i agree.

"yo, pass me some chocolate milk bro. im thorsty

by doc of derp March 9, 2020

Milk

The stuff my father never came back with

Me:Mum Where's the milk
Mum:we don't have any

by Child without a father April 24, 2022