2 meanings:
1. When your father wants to cheat on your mother so he goes out to his fling (the 'milk') and never returns
2. The fling is a boy because your father turned gay so the milk is....
1. When your father wants to cheat on your mother so he goes out to his fling (the 'milk') and never returns
2. The fling is a boy because your father turned gay so the milk is....
Little Johnny: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: Its okay Johnny, Daddy needs to get the milk, ok?
Little Johnny: But I know what the truth is from Tiktok!
Dad: (shoots Little Johnny) Well now you don't :)
(Dad leaves)
Dad: Its okay Johnny, Daddy needs to get the milk, ok?
Little Johnny: But I know what the truth is from Tiktok!
Dad: (shoots Little Johnny) Well now you don't :)
(Dad leaves)
by BruhBro6969 August 09, 2023
Retrad 1: Oh my gosh, these cookies are sooooo good.
Retrad 2: I would hope so. They're made with Gwen's futa milk, after all.
Retrad 2: I would hope so. They're made with Gwen's futa milk, after all.
by Dumbass With Ideas February 19, 2024
by SHADOWMILKCOOKIE February 11, 2025
by AOletsgo October 08, 2020
Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.
Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.
Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.
"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."
by kofikat February 18, 2024
by MetroGamezHD May 19, 2018
by ItsTazzLol August 25, 2017