by Bigman029 May 6, 2022

Boy1: yo bro you got a fat truck
Boy2: thx wanna smack it cuz it’s may 26
Boy1: yesssirrrr *slaps ass*
Boy2: thx wanna smack it cuz it’s may 26
Boy1: yesssirrrr *slaps ass*
by Professor_never_dies1232 May 24, 2022

Mai, ily
by whatthehellbro February 9, 2020

May 28 is the day when the best, but also craziest people are born. Anyone born on May 28, are kind, loving, and super sweet people. They also don’t care what other people think. They will do a cartwheel in a room full of people, and not care what anyone says.
by Preppy.M May 16, 2025

by Gay_Hobo717 May 14, 2023

A month-long downward spiral of depression where you regret falling for the girl named after this 5th month of the year.
Tomathon: Hey Mao Zedong. What's up with that guy over there?
Mao Zedong: I believe that man is having a May...
Tomathon: O
Mao Zedong: I believe that man is having a May...
Tomathon: O
by AB365 June 1, 2018
